Thursday 28 April 2011

What I really think of Lady Gaga’s `Judas’

In a word, disappointing! I feel like we’ve moved tables but are still being served stale bread. I wanted the euphoric head rush I received upon first play of Bad Romance; instead, the expression on my face after the first play of `Judas’ was ambivalent, not being able to decide if this was a quirky, masterful slice of pop or a poor rework of `Bad Romance’ lacking in neither punch or enthusiasm. The verses convey meaning only to the most fucktarded of characters; the `ra-ra-ra’ is not compelling nor engaging, simply annoying whilst the chorus is Euro pop done badly – and yes, Euro pop can be done well (the Venga Boys anyone?). Whilst there’s no denying the quality of GG’s previous efforts (that’s what she’s listed as in my phone contacts, I suggest you add it your Microsoft Word dictionary at once), I was willing her on to take risks with her new material. The only attribute of her latest offering which stands out is a slightly enhanced electro beat which hardly rocks the status quo. It’s a shame she doesn’t apply her zeal for experimenting in the wardrobe to her music. `Judas’ would have been all the better for it. Better luck impressing me next time bitch!
P.S. given the sub-standard quality of GG’s first two singles, I can confirm that I will be downloading the album from media fire.
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Hey honeyz! It's like, totally my first post!!!

Hey my fierce disco divas!

Today I begin a new journey, as I enter the world of blogging. I know my legions of fans wanted to know more about me (you know who you are), and I have decided that a blog is the best means by which I can satisfy your ever growing craving for all that is Ms Thang. As you know, I am a strong minded, authoritarian black woman trapped in the body of a limp wristed, malnourished (too many pot noodles and too few vegetables!), Eastern European looking, bald homosexual, who has been blessed with a voice somewhere between Celine Dion and Michael Jackson. I have extensive vocal range, able to hit notes that the straight acting can only dream of. Quite frankly, I'm fucking fierce and that's all you'll ever need to know about me.

Always one to break the mould, my blog differs from the standard, crappy ones in that I will also provide an audio recording of my innovative works (love blind people!) thus you can appreciate my work in two formats. Subsequently, this blog is already ground breaking and probably already has its own Wikipedia page. My future works will continue to break new ground as I inspire, empower and innovate. After reading my blog, your life will change beyond all recognition: no longer the shy, reserved, white faced sheep sat in the corner at the party, you'll be the orange faced, high fiving, eye line wearing vixen with the pink wristbands, popping your boy pussy on the floor in a Cyndi Lauper T-shirt. My education enables you to go from a toad to a flamingo in an explosion of pink feathers! Absorb my teachings, use them in your everyday life, and recognise the self improvement.

Until next time bitches,
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