To bleach or not to bleach (your anus, that is)

Hey babygurls,

I said from the outset that I wanted to use this blog as a means of spreading knowledge; I am a firm believer in the slogan `knowledge is power’. Given this endorsement, I write to today to inform you on why you should consider having your anus bleached. The act of bleaching one’s anus aims to lighten the colour of the anus so as to make in keeping with your general body tone. Therefore, desiring a lime green rectum is both stupid and completely pointless. Whilst there are a plethora of reasons why you should want to get this area bleached, the fundamental reasons are usually:

1)      You have lots of anal sex making maintenance a necessity. No one wants to ram an unmanned hole.

2)      You work in the adult industry

3)      Your obsessed with keeping a youthful appearance and apply this type of thinking to all areas of your body

4)      You have an UGLY anus

Whatever the factors precipitating your decision, anal bleaching is both a fun and worthwhile depletion of your bank account. As the practise begins to continually infiltrate mainstream grooming, an array of anal bleaching products have emerged which you can use in the privacy of your own bathroom (with the lights switched off if your’ that shy but bear in mind this would probably lead to ineffective treatment). For example, ShopinPrivate.com currently has an offer on rectal moist wipes, a bargain at £6.75 (disinclining posting and packaging). As a result, it really doesn’t cost an arm and a leg to have an attractive chocolate spider. Additionally, embarrassing products are selling a rather lovely cream for a more expensive but nonetheless worthwhile, £29.99 for the consumer who prefers something smooth between their cheeks.

Personally, I believe in the old age saying that if you want a job done well, pay someone else to do it for you. Anal grooming is an independent art form; a craft within a craft; a type of knowledge which only the most dedicated can master. As a consequence, I recommend giving the local beauty salon a ring and making some enquiries. As long as it isn’t too discoloured, you should be able to barter a perfectly reasonable price for treatment. If you have a rotting hole, please don’t let this put you off. In this challenging economic times, the hairy and beauty sector quite literally have to get `down and dirty’. All salon workers also undertake an oath of confidentiality before they start to colour in anything: you can be assured that your disfigurement will remain a well kept secret.

I hope this has inspired you to make a change in your life

Inspire, develop and prosper!

Ms Thang

A.k.a. Babygurl xJx  

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